Diluting alcohol (specifically vodka)

I NEED MY DRANK WOMAN

Just let Stephen have his vodka. Stop watering it down!

OH you GON DRANK

Speaking from experience, he’s going to know if the alcohol is not the same. He’s got an alcohol problem quite obviously, and he’s going to know if his alcohol is not as strong. Try doing this through a more direct route because if he isnt getting drunk off 7 drinks, then he’ll just do 10… Trying to water it down is not going to do any good.

If your husband is unable to to cut down on his drinking without help but you are not willing to cut down on yours, congratulations, you’re officially an enabler.

But I won’t judge your hypocrisy. Not my place. I will, however, judge your bizarre reasoning that vodka mixes with cola but does not mix with water, or the idea that someone won’t notice that their drink have suddenly become watered down.

I have done my best to do the same thing you have. The girl I am with (who I should leave, but can’t) has a horrible drinking problem…some day it will kill her. I quit drinking several years ago, but she won’t. Anyway, I used to poor small bits of water into her bottle when she was taking a shower or stepped outside…for a time, it seemed to work. However, I got carried away and she began to notice. Now, she watches for it. One thing I try from time to time, is just pooring some of it out. Just a shot or two…every little bit helps, right? If I do put some water in it, I make sure I dry the bottle off and set in the EXACT same place it was in. Also, once she closes her eyes to laydown (she says she is tired, but she is on the verge of passing out), I pour the whole damn thing out. I place the empty bottle back where it was…sometimes I may leave a bit in there just so she thinks she drank it all. Another thing to try, is setting the bottle in place where it will be knocked over easily by the drinker. Loosen the cap, maybe even set it on its side. This way, it will be knocked over and spilled…not all of it will be spilled, but a good bit will.

However, this works for me, because I do not drink any longer…maybe some of this will help you, though.

SHIII

I AIN DRANK MAI DRANK

MY SHIT GET ALL FUCKED UP NOW

OH SHIT I CANT SEE STRAIGHT

SHIII

patti, you conniving B*TCH!

ALL OUR VODKA IS WATERED DOWN

WAKE UP SHEEPLE