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Cool, funny rhyming..Mary had a canary...

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So who thinks this one is cool? Say it quite fast... Mary had a canary, she also had a duck ,she took it behind the kitchen door and taught it how to... fry a fish for dinner fry a fish for tea, the more you eat the more you drink the more you want to ... Peter had a boat the boat began to rock, up jumped jaws and bit him on the ... cocktails are drinks, 50 cents a glass, if you don't like it shove it up your ... ask no questions, tell no lies I saw jaws doing up his ... flies are bad mosquitoes are worse and this is the end of my dirty little verse boom boom!!