Cool, funny rhyming..Mary had a canary...

That’s similar to the one we used to say when we were kids:

Mary had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Mary went to heaven The steamboat went to… Hello operator Give me number 9 If you disconnect me I’ll kick you from… Behind the yellow curtain There was a piece of glass Mary sat upon it And hurt her little… Ask me no more questions I’ll tell you no more lies The boys were in the bathroom Doing up their… Flies were in the garden The bees were in the park Mary and her boyfriend Were kissing in the dark.

haha that was pretty funny

this is a good one.

I love you in blue I love you in red but most of all I love you in bed

omG I Looove it, it made me laugh hard lmao!!! cool bananas, keep em coming!! ^5

Holy sh!t that was frickin hilarious!!! Kudos!

I didn’t make this one up… the three boys they were at the crick their feet in the water their hands on their… look it up. its a funny song.

I got 1 mary had a lil lam she thourght it very silly she threw it in the air and caught it by his… willy was a watch dog lying on the grass along came a billy goat and bit him on the… ask no questions tell no lies have you eva seen a police man doin up his… flies are a newsence bees are da worst that is the end of me silly lil verse