How do you make two pics into one?

It's been a while since I've had a new fb profile pic and I finally got a new camera so I took some pictures? So out of these...

you no the ones that morph form one pic to another ?

Hahaha one day it was big the next day... this. How do I make it bigger? If you can't view the pic... uhhh... the erm.. it's ...

How can I make moving piccs

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okay, so I heard about morphthing... but it wasnt quite what I was looking for.. I want to put two diff pics together... for ...

Is it possible to connect two computers to just only "ONE" modem? If so, then how?

How can i make 5 pictures into one? Eg, make it all flash from one to the other?

if you make a scheduled scan, will it scan even if your laptop is not on?

I know what I want to put on my myspace layout but im just wonmdering how do I make one? Or can someone make one for me ;)