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Funny points in religion?
im doing this report thing about religion. and I’m trying to find funny points in religion. what do you think is funny about religion? it doesnt have to be a negative thing, it could be a positive thing about religion that you think is funny. so yeah what do you think is funny about religion (anything at all)?
ummm…if you were mormon I could help you out…but I don’t think you’d understand…you have to be one to get the humor, I guess :)
the fact that Christians adopted the pagan’s holidays & yet call them the mockers. Or the fact that pentagrams came from the church but are refered to as satanic. Or the fact that people are so blinded that they wont go to McDonalds because it supports gays Or that Most bible religions are the same yet are refereed to as satanic by ones of another. They speak against gluttony yet stuff their faces at church cook outs, they say love they neighbor yet the bible also says thou shan’t suffer witch to live it’s just funny. Or here’s something of an Indian belief, they believed that there was a little god in a carnal & when his house was heated he’ld explode thus making popcorn
rickd—YOU ARE FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!! love it.
Well, here’s a religion joke you might find funny. It’s by Emo Phillips.
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
He said, “Like what?”
I said, “Well…are you religious or atheist?”
He said, “Religious.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
He said, “Christian.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
He said, “Baptist!”
I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
He said, “Baptist Church of God!”
I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God!”
I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.
The thing I find most funny about religion (for most religions), is that we can basically trace the roots to ancient astronomy evolving into astrotheology and solar theology, evolving into what we have today, yet people believe it nonetheless.
You can’t buy comedy like that.
A man died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him a tour. They turned a corner and started down a long hall with doors on each side. As they stood in front of each door, St. Peter told the man what religion was in the room. This has the Buddhists, this the Hindus, this the Jews, this the Muslims, and so on. As they approached the last door, St. Peter told the man to tip-toe and be very quiet, not to say a word. They quietly passed the door and rounded a corner. The man asked St. Peter why they had to be quiet by that door. St. Peter replied “That was the Christians and they think they are the only ones here”
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