How do I control my .... sexual urges?

i realy dont know but try to not think about sex. if you see something that your mind starts to think about sex pick something random like flowers or something and try to consentrate on them.

Yeah, I’m still dating him.. but he’s going on leave, so he’ll be in Oregon with his family for the next two weeks. So it’ll be just me and my dirty mind. Really, I’ll walk 10 steps and see 50 things that looked like a pen 1s lol I’m like Seth from Superbad.. :/ or (I don’t want to) but I kind of picture almost everyone naked ? hahah um..

flowers.. hm.. nope, nothing sexual about flowers.. cool..

Ok, the everyone naked can be a problem, lol. especially if they have expired. But really, you’re normal. Means that you are healthy. I don’t know how to stop it, to be honest, I haven’t been able to in the past year or so. But I don’t mind my dirty mind, like I said makes boring people more interesting and makes conversation interesting.

Oh and take it out on him as much as you can before he goes away :)

Lmao.. not so much the old people… although… ;) I’ve always had a dirty mind, but it’s more of an advanced dirty mind, now. lol. Ohhh you better believe I will. He’s in for it tomorrow night. :P

Never mind, the more I think about it, flowers don’t work … lmao

Moe!! lol…..

Good for you and for him. Lol.

ok i was just saying a random thing

Lol, especially not lillies? hahaha.

haha sorry.. you know, maybe it’s just late.. yeah, that’s it.. I’m tired. lol. =/

It’s probably being tired that is causing your mind to work super overtime. HAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! How about tulips!!!! OMG Tulips.. do you notice– never mind.. :O

Yeah, I have been tired the last couple of months. That must explain the dirty mind.. it needs a good wash with Snooze Soap. :P

WoW! I just had a real lol moment Moe. Funny is I do also think that about tulips.

What were they thinking when they named that flower ‘Tulips’? Honestly.. this whole world is filled with dirty minds. We must cleanse the earth, I tell you!

masturbation :) very normal.. do it when ur alone.. when no one is around.. it really hhelps :) and if u have a boyfriend.. you two are in a long term relationship, then you could turn to him for help.. just be careful.. safe sex :)

Lol. Yes, this is new and things will get better with time. The excitement and the hormones will calm down. Seriously, consider the masturbation. Nothing wrong with it. And I’ve found when you try not to think about something, you end up thinking about it more. It’s the pink elephant syndrome (i’m sure there’s an official name for it, i just like this one better). So, quit trying to fight it. So you have a sexual thought. Allow the thought for an instant and then remind yourself to get back to whatever you were doing, and get back to it.

Wrong Flower!! I was talking about the ones that have a weiner looking thing sticking out of the middle.

Ben: LOL like this? K, but do you know what I’m getting at with the whole Tulips thing? hehehe

mmmm cold shower

I took it out on him… I feel much better. :P

that only works with guys lol

Lol.. yeah, cold showers just make me… cold. Still think dirty afterward. But after what happened tonight, I should be good for a few days. :P

LOL LOL….slight overshare there. But it is ok. Glad you feel better. I’m sure he is glad too…..

lol! Yep. Little weiners.

OMG…I had to revisit that Superbad scene. “Dcks? Like a man Dck*”

I keep perverting you Moe. Just when you were starting to feel better. http://funadvice.com/r/bjd97eera

lol. “ like a man d ick?” hehehehehe

You know what foods are shaped like d1cks? THE BEST KIND!