Can someone post up a negative food calorie list?

apples ~ apricots ~ artichokes ~ asparagus ~ beet greens ~ beets ~ blackberries ~ blueberries ~ broccoli ~ Brussels sprouts ~ buffalo fish ~ cabbage ~ cantaloupe ~ carrots ~ cauliflower ~ celeriak ~ celery ~ cherries ~ chervil ~ chicory ~ Chinese cabbage ~ chives ~ clams ~ cod ~ corn ~ crabs ~ cranberries ~ cucumbers ~ currants ~ Damson plum ~ dandelion greens ~ eggplant ~ endive ~flounder ~ frogs legs ~ garlic ~ grapefruit ~ grapes ~ green beans ~ honeydew ~ huckleberries ~ kale ~ kohlrabi ~ kumquats ~ leeks ~ lemons ~ lettuce ~ limes ~ lobster ~ loganberries ~ mangoes ~ mushrooms ~ muskmelons ~ mussels ~ mustard greens ~ nectarines ~ okra ~ onions ~ oranges ~ oysters ~ papaya ~ parsley leaves ~ parsnips ~ peaches ~ pears ~ peas ~ peppers ~ pineapple ~ pomegranates ~ prunes ~ pumpkin ~ quince ~ radishes ~ raspberries ~ red cabbage ~ rhubarb ~ rutabagas ~ salsify ~ sauerkraut ~ scallions ~ sea bass ~ shrimps ~ sorrel ~ spinach ~ squash ~ strawberries ~ string beans ~ tangerines ~ terrapin ~ tomato ~ turnips ~ watercress ~ watermelon but no one actually knows if there is such thing as negative calorie food