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  • Could I be pregnant?!?!
    ...and did you... ASK him what it was?

  • SHOULD I LEAVE?
    That usually means that THEY are cheating. If there's no trust in your relationship, then there's no point. Move on...

  • why do I feel shakey and weak sometimes???
    Yeah... see a doctor... you could be anemic.

  • Is it some women or all ?
    ***To call Palin's husband a drunk is pretty tacky. Your great hero Obama admits to using Cocaine at 22.*** Trying cocaine and ABUSING alcohol are two different things. ***Captain, Obviously you don't know the Bible very well, because it teaches ...

  • Could I be pregnant?!?!
    I doubt it was pre-cum... it was probably your own juices, from being pressed against his pants. Its highly unlikely for pre-cum to be produced in enough volume to soak through his pants.

  • Who wants to play 'the person below me' game?
    FALSE I... I can quit anytime... *cough* Is the person below me sick of all the political B.S. on this site recently?

  • Why doesn't my profile work sometimes?
    Everytime you go to the 'Customize' page, you have to re-select your wallpaper (Its a bug, but they're working on it). And the information boxes, can be moved around in the preview window. Just click and drag...

  • How long after death will bluebottles still sting?
    I'll assume you're talking about the tentacles. Once they dry up... they'll stop stinging. However, re-introducing the stinging cells (nematocysts) to moisture CAN cause them to revive.

  • How big for having a normal penis size? and also maturbation probm
    ***what about my p*nis s*ze?*** Your doctor can ALSO tell you that your penis is tiny...

  • Moonwalking on a planet
    When Michael Jackson does it on Earth, its still called 'Moonwalking'

  • media bias
    ...do you mean during the election? Yeah... its pathetic.

  • Are any of these statements not-true ? (100.00%)
    ***My statement of 'Amblessed is so clever' was meant as sarcasm. Certainly you don't think that I think amblessed is clever.*** I know... I was just translating for the 'sarcasm impaired'

  • Would you vote for or against ? (100.00%)
    ...yeah... the bill was flawed... like your point of view.

  • I am I doing a sin?
    ***The only sins god doesn't like are, fornocation, adultery, poligamy, apistacey, robery, murder, pornography, and I could name more but, those are some of the sins god doesn't like people comitting. *** ...the only sins god doesn't like??? Can you...

  • Is she still a virgin? (100.00%)
    She had sex... she's not a virgin...

  • my boyfriend has changed, should I stay with him? :(
    ***Oh okay, I see what you mean... but I don't know what to do about it. Are you saying that we should make our sexual relationship progress more ?*** NO... If that IS the reason why he's losing interest, you should drop him... but we don't know ...

  • my boyfriend has changed, should I stay with him? :(
    Because of this... ***We've gotten more sexual within the last couple months, nothing really big though. I mean, we haven't had sex or oral sex or anything. But I feel like he's only nice to me when we talk about sex, and doesn't really talk to me a...

  • Would you vote for or against ? (100.00%)
    ***I'll pick (B). When botched abortions happen and the baby survives the abortion, there needs to be medical treatment instead of letting an inicent child die! Obama had no right to vote against that. Again, hope he loses!*** You obviously didn't...

  • my boyfriend has changed, should I stay with him? :(
    ***I've known him for a year, and we've been together for about that time. Kind of off and on.*** And... as far as the 'sexual' stuff is concerned... are you waiting until marriage?

  • my boyfriend has changed, should I stay with him? :(
    How long have you been together?

  • Is it some women or all ?
    They can't... all they can do is equivicate abortion to MURDER, which by definition AND by scripture is NOT accurate. There is no reference to the term 'abortion' at all in the bible. The closest reference is to that of a 'forced miscarriage' (which...

  • Would you vote for or against ?
    ***surely you're smarter and value human life*** Yeah... I am smarter... but I don't perform abortions. But I find it necessary to protect the medical professionals involved, since they're performing the procedure at the REQUEST OF THE PATIENT. A...

  • If the Republicans win the election, is all this possible?
    ***useless exercise.*** Yet... you practice it daily...

  • Can Obama manage both ? (100.00%)
    ***Can Obama be a good Dad and manage a high office in government also ?*** Can McCain manage a high office in government, AND make time for all those ''facial skin cancer removal'' procedures?

  • Are any of these statements not-true ?
    No he's not... He's just repeating things he was told by 'smarter' narrow-minded conservative republican twats. He truly CANNOT think for himself. How pathetic...

  • Would you vote for or against ? (100.00%)
    Once again, FEDERAL LAW recognizes it as a 'fetus' not a newborn baby, and yes there's a difference, per FEDERAL LAW. And Initially, the Act was flawed, and placed several people, of which FEDERAL LAW recognized as PEOPLE (which yes, trumps your fet...

  • Why do these guys always bother me?
    ***but it happens evn when theres not a group ov them*** Like I said... perverted idiots...

  • Why do these guys always bother me?
    They're just perverted idiots. This effect is amplified when they gather together...

  • Is it some women or all ?
    ***The Bible teaches that life begins at conception, obviously you don't have an understanding of the Bible.*** Obviously YOU haven't READ the whole thing.

  • In America, does this opportunity exist ? (100.00%)
    ...why didn't McCain pick Huckabee as HIS?

  • what does "ya digg?" mean
    Yeah... I digg, but... YOU digg?

  • what does "ya digg?" mean
    "Do you understand?"

  • In America, does this opportunity exist ?
    *sigh* ...he's been doing it all day...

  • Why do so many judeo christian religions have different bibles?
    Yes, the N.I.V. (New International Version) and N.A.S.V (New American Standard Version) are arguably the most accurately translated versions of the bible. The manuscripts they were derived from, pre-date the KJV manuscripts by about 500-600 years. B...

  • Is it some women or all ? (0.00%)
    ...read scriptures? THAT'S WHERE I GOT IT FROM. Its in the Old Testament. You clearly don't know enough about Christianity to have a valid opinion. Just like the countless number of Christians who manipulate their faith, to justify their OWN opinion...

  • Is it some women or all ? (0.00%)
    ...I'm not contradicting myself. I never said its okay to kill babies, WHAT I SAID was 'the bible doesn't say abortion is wrong', and 'the bible DOES NOT view a fetus as a person.' If abortion was murder, it would be illegal. But its not... deal wit...

  • Why do so many judeo christian religions have different bibles? (100.00%)
    Because they want God to agree with THEIR views... not the other way around.

  • In America, does this opportunity exist ?
    Still trying to validate your contradictory political views, hmmm? ...give up.

  • Is it some women or all ?
    So... You can't even acknowledge what I just said. There are things about your religion that you just don't know, and in this case... don't want to believe. Well, deal with it... I'm right. I know you want your opinion to be validated by your rel...

  • Is it some women or all ?
    No... it doesn't consider a fetus to be a person. Which is why IN the Bible, when a man strikes a pregnant woman, causing her to miscarraige, he's not held responsible for the loss of the fetus, only the physical damage he caused to the woman.

  • Is it some women or all ?
    ***Scripturally...*** The bible doesn't say abortion is wrong...

  • Obama or Mc Cain?
    Obama... Purely because most of the Republicans on this site are asssholes...

  • Is it some women or all ? (100.00%)
    amblessed... Your distortion of reality is beyond disgusting. You do it with religion, politics, and life in general, I would imagine. I cannot even fathom what its like to continuously lie to yourself like this. Is living a lie just... HAPPIER t...

  • Lying men
    ...what makes you think you can? If he's a compulsive liar, you'll never fully trust him. So dump him... and move on...

  • I want to know why I cant have sex with my man
    ...uhhh... yeah... we're not Professor-X

  • Boyfriend...
    I think Georgia is a little too insecure and paranoid...

  • Will he take me back?
    He's immature and insecure... move on...

  • Swear to god
    ''I told you they'd be a burden... want me to cover for you again?''

  • Tattoos
    ***OK SO IM SUPOSE TO GO AND GET A TATTOO BUT HAVE know IDEA WHAT I WANT OR WHERE TO GET IT*** Then you shouldn't be getting one...

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