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hey im jasmine. i am very open minded. and i love skateboarding!! its pretty much all i do. i am also a skateboard collector, with around 66 in my collection so far. i have 36 peircings, with more to come. as well as that i make goth,horror and punk dolls, clothes, shoes, jewelrey, bags and just about everything else, im also obsessed with the finnish band HIM. i know a lot about a wide variety of subjects so im just here to give you all advice really. i also dont believe in "god" and dont want to hear anything about being saved, going to hell, blah, blah, blah i accept people for there beliefs but shove your religion down my or someones throat, and your in for a rude awakening same goes if you attempt to insault me

I'm Lela. I'm from Rochester, NY. Most people would describe me as mature and responsible, but there's also a fun side to me. I like to play sports, sing and dance, write, and travel. I'm laid back and easy to talk to. No question is a stupid question and I will do my best to answer any questions that come my way.

I'm the cofounder of funadvice, happily married father of two, and a big fan of the team that helps to manage this site - especially all the fun members of the Funadvice community. My older brother is "funguy" one of the many people that helps out on the site. Drop me a note if you ever have any questions, etc.

My name is Amanda,Im 15,and I live in Massachusetts. I adore music,sleeping,world of warcraft,photography,and myspace whoring.XD I speak Latin almost fluently,and I want to be a neurologist,or a Marine Biologist when I grow up,I LOVE the water. Im currently taken,I have been for 3 years,but I'm definitely up for meeting new people :] Ask me for my AIM or MSN :]

Hi, my name is Kimberly and I'm 16 years old. I am currently a senior in high school and am also in a serious relationship with the man of my dreams. We've been together for 2 years and I love every moment of it. I have an older sister who is engaged and two beautiful nephews. I have the best friends in the world and the greatest life I could ever ask for. I love giving advice on relationships because I feel that I'm pretty good at it but I also like giving advice in other areas as well. If you have any questions, feel free to send me some Fun Mail :) I'll do my best to help as many people out as possible!

Hi everybody......it's looking like I'm the "old" lady here....ah...but that's ok with me. I live in NW Montana on 3 acres, and some leased land.....with my husband, my two dogs (MoJo and Molly), 2 Tennessee Walking Horses, and our cat Dave. We have one grandchild, born last June.....we think she's pretty "neat". I graduated from Gonzaga University.....oh, so long ago, with a degree in English, and a minor in Philosophy. Right now, I work nights at the local power company, and work with dogs and train horses during the day and on weekends. If you've got animal questions, I'm pretty much "in the know" and up to date on dogs. I also have been a friend of Bill's since 1987. p

Let's see, I'm majorly addicted to music. All kinds of genres in fact. I would list my favorite bands, but that would take forever. I love my friends and family. :) I go to church every Sunday. I'm a pretty good student, I try to get that 4.0 (which I actually achieved this school year) I love boys, puppies, black eyeliner, swimming, volleyball, Summertime, music, and friends. I am always told I'm hilarious. lol My friends and I have the most random inside jokes that no one understands but us. So basically, that's about all there is to me. If you want to know anything else feel free to funmail me. :) <3, Shae

Hi, my name is Tyra, I live in Miami. I'm very easy going and low key. As you'll probably see I have fairly liberal views. I love reading, movies, and just hanging out. I also like to take personality test, I think they're fairly accurate :) What Makes You Amazing? ♥ Sweet Spirit ♥ What Kind of Coffee Drink Are You? ♥ Sweet ♥ Do You Follow Your Heart or Your Head? ♥ Heart-Strong Romantic ♥ What's Your Sense of Humor? ♥ Sarcasm ♥ Are You a Brat? ♥ Mischievous Brat ♥ What's Your Cinderella Story? ♥ Live Happily Ever After ♥ What Design Fits U? ♥ Low-Key Lifestyle ♥

I'm a 23 yr old aspiring musical theatre singer/entertainer. I enjoy researching for answers to questions because I learn new things in the process. I think outside of the box a lot - well it's safe to say I LIVE outside of the box. I'm a very open person, It takes a lot to offend me and I don't judge. I have no compassion for anyone who glamorizes anorexia or bulimia. Searching for perfection through weight-loss is about the least empowering thing I can think of. Celebrate your natural size. Feel free to private message me for advice I also encourage you to join my group - XoX Everything you wanted to ask but were afraid to! XoX ATTENTION: If you are in need of emergency medical assistance please do not ask a message board, please see a physician right away!

**Name is KrIsTiNa** Just a Cali girl living up my life! I am 21 a nd was born in Puerto Rico and lived in NY for 3 years!!!! and Now I reside in SaC tOwN, CA ... I am going to school and working fulltime ... ;) yea for me !@! I love this site a 100%... I love to get advice as well as give advice !@! I love making new friends and chatting so funmail me! If there is anything you want to know... just ask ... ;) I will be happy to answer ... ;) **JUST A CALI CHIC**

I'm originally from New Zealand, but currently reside in Dublin with my husband. I try to be helpful where I can, and I use humour a lot. My attitude on here is to not be offended, or get easily offended, but if you're mean on people's threads, I'll throw Pink Fluffy bunnies at you. Remember tolerance guys!

I'm Dara. I live in South Florida and I work for the site, editing questions, moderating, handling abuse reports, and making sure everything runs smoothly. Feel free to funmail me for anything, whether it be problems or suggestions, or just to say hi!

I'm a sweetheart, really.

  Ex Marine. Born and raised in La Jolla/San Diego, CA but moved to Anchorage, AK 44 years ago. Currently a retired taxicab driver after 30 years. Single. Divorced 3 times. Had 3 children (2 still living), have 7 grandchildren and 1 great granddaughter. i'm a moderate Republican. My hobbies are playing poker and chess. i'm a Deist but i do believe in evolution. My religious beliefs, which i wrote several years ago (A Search for Truth), can be viewed at the URL above. i may not agree with you but i cherish your right to disagree (even if you are wrong).  

I'm AJ, I'm 23 and lovin it.... I like to go drinkin, I attend college so I do a whole lotta drinkin... lol. Anyway I'm quite content with who I am so if you don't like then that would totally be your problem. I'm outgoing, I try to be as honest as I can, like anyone.... I lay in the shadows motionless and completely still I'm tense, wating patiently for the day until You wake up and realize what you have right in front of you I've told you, shown you, embraced your body, what else should I do I've laid next to you, whispered silently into your ear I told you that moment how I felt just loud enough for you to hear Now you know what I feel and the choice is entirely in your fate You've made huge choices recently and I'm not part of them, is it too late I truely hope their is a way to mend this broken destiny Our lives were intertwined, everything we did together, now I'm left feeling like your enemy Like someone that you chose to up and run away from You even knew that you had my heart beneath your thumb But yet you choose to run away from someone who really cares about you I care about you, your life, everything around you, my love I only wish you knew Now again, I'm left in the cold, desolate, dimming light Unsure if I even have enough strength left to put up a fight But when I think about the life that we could come to know and share I can feel my muscles growing courage and strength like nothing before could compare I'd lay my life aside and put my arms up and call out to you Will she hear me, is the distance too far, answers I wish I knew But regardless of knowing if you will answer the call or not Their will always be a place that no one will ever fill for you in my heart Secrets I’ve let you control me and mold me into what you thought was real Now that the past has taken place, now I know what you wanted me to feel Guess what…. I did, I felt just the way that you do now You ask me everyday how I just up and left everything fall down The only thing I can tell you was maybe it was leaving me once for someone else Or it possibly could’ve been when you left me in the hospital by myself Wait, I know, it was when I was in the hospital and you were fucking your ex Then a month later I found out from a friend that you considered your best Still I after that I took you back wanting to make everything work But yet again another lesson learned, you left me again and said you were for sure Now… together again we are, and everything in your eyes has changed You’ve taken all the bullshit in your life and things you took the time to rearrange But now it’s funny, I just can’t seem to find the love that I once had for you I try, everyday, I swear I’m not acting this way cause it’s what I want to do I want to love you like I did before But I can’t seem to get that feeling back, everyday I try more and more But it’s getting to the point where I’m not so sure it’s even worth it You say you’re getting your life together, but for two months now I sit And you keep pushing yourself to do nothing, what more can I do I keep searching for the energy I once had to push you But how can I want to help someone that doesn’t even want to help themselves It takes took to get a love from the past off the top shelf Why can’t you see what you have What makes you think that I’ll be here forever Where did all this go so bad Why can’t these feelings seem to sever What is it you thought I had Where is it hidden, and how are you so clever The things I say now are thoughts that I know I’ll never be able to tell you I wish I could, you deserve to know what I really want to do I just think that things would be better off between us as friends And I can guarantee you that you won’t let this end One for the sex, two for money, and three for me What’s sad is that’s where I feel I stand that’s what I believe I wish that I felt that you wanted me for more than just material things I loved you soo much at one time I went and bought you that ring Do you remember? Is the image still fresh in your mind That one day, I got on my knee and asked forever will you be mine You said yes and three weeks later left me for someone else All the things I constantly can’t get out of my head You know I loved you and I would do anything for you But your release you must let go, that’s all I ask you do I want to move on and make a fresh life for me Cause I love you, but I’m tired of pushing you why can’t you see Why can’t you see what you have What makes you think that I’ll be here forever Where did all this go so bad Why can’t these feelings seem to sever What is it you thought I had Where is it hidden, and how are you so clever You know how I feel you know my heart You know you’ve had it from the very start But it seems that we lost track of our destiny We’ve been dazing in and out of a fantasy Now it’s soon to be over and what will you do You’ll live with your mother Let her take from you and stay under cover Let the whole world continuously pass you by While you back day after day and just get high Why can’t you see what you have What makes you think that I’ll be here forever Where did all this go so bad Why can’t these feelings seem to sever What is it you thought I had Where is it hidden, and how are you so clever

I'm Danielle, and I'm fifteen. I'm finally no longer a Sophomore in high school, so I'm going to be a Junior this Fall - finally! I enjoy music and writing in my spare time. I'll admit that I'm obsessed with the sixties, especially the Beatles! I love to give advice, so feel free to ask for advice if you have any questions. I'm more than happy to answer them and try my best to help. Also, I love meeting new people.

I'm 13... I go to an advanced academy and I get pretty good grades there... Here are a few things about me... I have 7 siblings My parents got divorced, and now my mom is remarried. I love poetry. I am a gamer... big fan of the wii and xbox 360 I sing, and play the flute I LOVE to write, and often write my own stories.. I'm a nerd, and I'm willing to admit it, because I don't really care. I'm LDS/mormon... (please no hating.) I won't be mean or rude, unless you're doing the same thing to me I want to be either a journalist or an english teacher, either way, I want to do something involving writing. I'm... Dirty Blonde with pionk highlights, (i'm a punk ;) jk) Pretty tan Green/ blue eyes Contacts, no more glasses! About 5'7"/ 5'8" mistaken to be about 2-5 years older than I really am, and it surprises people that I'm one of the youngest people in my grade. I'm a new advisor.. Don't be afraid to ask me a question, I'll do my best to answer it, and I won't judge you. =) Don't be one of those guys just trying to get girls (or vice versa), try an internet dating site, not an advice website. I hope you have a nice day!! =)

"ıм sәłғısн, ıмpатıәит, аиd а łıттłә ıиsәcuяә, ıм ouт oғ coитяoł, аиd ат тıмәs ıм наяd тo наиdłә. вuт ıғ you cаит наиdłә мә ат мy woяsт, тнәи you doи'т dәsәяvә мә ат мy вәsт." [маяıłyи мoияoә]